Monday, May 16, 2011

GENERIC VIAGRA 5.16.11



So Generic Viagra is back and he is very happy to see everyone! Also, his manual control lever has apparently been installed with it's own mouth. Frightening... mlance.

Friday, May 13, 2011

ACHETERVIAGRAENLIGNE 5.13.11



My first French BOT FAN! Unfortunately this one is clearly a monstrous Kanralet extension of XANA. If you get that reference then you are truly one of my people. If you do not, it's okay... Time Reversion will begin momentarily.

Thursday, May 12, 2011

CAREPROST 5.12.11



I know it is saying some really nice and complimentary things... but I just don't like the look of that Careprost Automatic Self-adjusting Infant Incubator. I mean what is with all the needles? Seriously, how many needles does one baby need. 
Somebody needs to go unplug that bot and get that baby. 

Wednesday, May 11, 2011

PENIS ENLARGEMENT PILLS 5.11.11



It appears that the Penis Enlargement Pills Automated Dispenser has fallen on some hard times since last we saw him. Not as verbose as before... but clearly more belligerent. I hope it is just the booze and pills talking.

Tuesday, May 10, 2011

DIRTYTALKINGEXAMPLES 5.10.11



This is my first android BOT FAN. I have had a few cyborgs and a non-android platform tablet but no actual humanoid looking robots. There is a first for you. Also if you are turned on my this comic in any way please seek immediate psychiatric evaluation.  That is all.

Monday, May 9, 2011

ASTERHEALTHSOURCE 5.9.11



When I think of health care providing robots the first thing I want to see is easily corrected typos. Perhaps I am being to hard on the Asterhealthsource Surgical Automation... perhaps 'Shraing' is a real thing. I googled it and got 24,600 results back. Not sure if that proves anything or not. Must keep Shraing.

Wednesday, May 4, 2011

SILDENAFIL 5.4.11



Some times I forget that all these weird spam messages are attached to a post about Star Wars drawings. When one pops up that actually references the drawings themselves... I must admit I am more than a little shocked. It makes me wonder who is actually on the other end of the comment. Today's BOT FAN is a guess of who that may be. May the 4th be with you. -Beep- -Beep- -Boop-

Tuesday, May 3, 2011

CHIROPRACTOR HOFFMAN ESTATES 5.3.11



I am sure that Chiropractor Hoffman Estates is a fine company and one not ruled by vicious brain-probing machines that use imprisoned meat people to incessantly scour the internet for the weaknesses of man. At least I hope I am sure. If I am wrong I apologize to the entire human race for providing them with 'really great' information. 

Monday, May 2, 2011

Friday, April 29, 2011

WINDOWS 7 PRODUCT KEY 4.29.11


http://jamesstowe.blogspot.com/2010/02/star-war-valentines-2010.html?showComment=1293765279023#c4232353851060438158

I do love it when the bots appear to totally have my post confused with some other blog. Around the Clock Bridal Shower... Nice try WINDOWS 7 PRODUCT KEY, but I am on to you.

Thursday, April 21, 2011

GENERIC TOPAMAX 4/21/11



Welcome to Bot Fans!

This blog will be a place I can post funny or interesting things that spam bots and foreign viagra sales 'people' comment on my other blog http://jamesstowe.blogspot.com. Two years ago some drawings of mine went viral http://jamesstowe.blogspot.com/2010/02/star-war-valentines-2010.html. Ever since then the bots have been knocking down my door telling me how much they enjoy what I do. They do so with some of the most uncomfortable and awkward praise I've ever seen. 


This blog is here so I can share it with you. 


Might as well take my pain and turn it into your enjoyment. 


So welcome to Bot Fans. Enjoy the viagra fueled entertainment.