Monday, May 16, 2011

GENERIC VIAGRA 5.16.11



So Generic Viagra is back and he is very happy to see everyone! Also, his manual control lever has apparently been installed with it's own mouth. Frightening... mlance.

Friday, May 13, 2011

ACHETERVIAGRAENLIGNE 5.13.11



My first French BOT FAN! Unfortunately this one is clearly a monstrous Kanralet extension of XANA. If you get that reference then you are truly one of my people. If you do not, it's okay... Time Reversion will begin momentarily.

Thursday, May 12, 2011

CAREPROST 5.12.11



I know it is saying some really nice and complimentary things... but I just don't like the look of that Careprost Automatic Self-adjusting Infant Incubator. I mean what is with all the needles? Seriously, how many needles does one baby need. 
Somebody needs to go unplug that bot and get that baby. 

Wednesday, May 11, 2011

PENIS ENLARGEMENT PILLS 5.11.11



It appears that the Penis Enlargement Pills Automated Dispenser has fallen on some hard times since last we saw him. Not as verbose as before... but clearly more belligerent. I hope it is just the booze and pills talking.

Tuesday, May 10, 2011

DIRTYTALKINGEXAMPLES 5.10.11



This is my first android BOT FAN. I have had a few cyborgs and a non-android platform tablet but no actual humanoid looking robots. There is a first for you. Also if you are turned on my this comic in any way please seek immediate psychiatric evaluation.  That is all.

Monday, May 9, 2011

ASTERHEALTHSOURCE 5.9.11



When I think of health care providing robots the first thing I want to see is easily corrected typos. Perhaps I am being to hard on the Asterhealthsource Surgical Automation... perhaps 'Shraing' is a real thing. I googled it and got 24,600 results back. Not sure if that proves anything or not. Must keep Shraing.